That is beautiful! But, er, what’s he doing? Looks to me like ….. never mind. (Although that would fit in nicely with the images above.)
Gallop Ghost replied: February 18th, 2013 at 8:09 pm
Godzilla is clearly just presenting a bouquet of posies to his sweetheart, and seems to be showing the beginning of a gigantic monster boner in anticipation of her response. It’s absolutely lovely!
Godzilla joke: Godzilla and Godzooky walk onto a bar. Godzilla tells the bartender, “YYAAAEEEOUUH!” The bartender says nothing because he’s crushed. Godzooky attempts to breathe fire but only a puff of smoke comes out. Godzilla points at the tiny “no smoking” sign in the rubble. Laugh track.
I’m sorry, Dave. I can’t do that. It’s kind of hypnotic and calming. I imagined it was the title to a poem, but the rest was censored out, so I tried putting words that would fit, according to the number of characters. I got as far as…
Godzilla’s terrible fire breath! .
Ow.
Ow. Oww:
Gallop Ghost replied: February 18th, 2013 at 10:27 pm
Let it be written that I intended to post an exquisite yet crude ASCII picture of Godzilla breathing fire. Interestingly, (while squinting) Godzilla could also be interpreted as inhaling a proportional, ginormous phallus.
Gallop Ghost replied: February 18th, 2013 at 10:39 pm
I guess you had to be there. Manx, how dare you make such a hilarious comment at my expense.
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Ummmm …… what!?
Shhhh……just go with it.
There goes Tokyo!
Go go, Godzilla!
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[IMG]http://imageshack.us/a/img822/9513/godzilla2.jpg[/IMG]
Shit, I can’t edit that. We need a preview button here. Give me a moment…
Insert two additional Hanna-Barbera Godzilla sexual innuendo pictures here. I’m too dumb to figure out how to post here.
What? No edit button? What is this place, Cracked?
As close as I could get…
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AzISeeIt replied:
February 18th, 2013 at 10:23 am
That is beautiful! But, er, what’s he doing? Looks to me like ….. never mind. (Although that would fit in nicely with the images above.)
Gallop Ghost replied:
February 18th, 2013 at 8:09 pm
Godzilla is clearly just presenting a bouquet of posies to his sweetheart, and seems to be showing the beginning of a gigantic monster boner in anticipation of her response. It’s absolutely lovely!
Godzilla joke: Godzilla and Godzooky walk onto a bar. Godzilla tells the bartender, “YYAAAEEEOUUH!” The bartender says nothing because he’s crushed. Godzooky attempts to breathe fire but only a puff of smoke comes out. Godzilla points at the tiny “no smoking” sign in the rubble. Laugh track.
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Manx replied:
February 18th, 2013 at 9:54 pm
I’m sorry, Dave. I can’t do that. It’s kind of hypnotic and calming. I imagined it was the title to a poem, but the rest was censored out, so I tried putting words that would fit, according to the number of characters. I got as far as…
Godzilla’s terrible fire breath! .
Ow.
Ow. Oww:
Gallop Ghost replied:
February 18th, 2013 at 10:27 pm
Let it be written that I intended to post an exquisite yet crude ASCII picture of Godzilla breathing fire. Interestingly, (while squinting) Godzilla could also be interpreted as inhaling a proportional, ginormous phallus.
Gallop Ghost replied:
February 18th, 2013 at 10:39 pm
I guess you had to be there. Manx, how dare you make such a hilarious comment at my expense.
A “preview” feature here would make me very happy, sorry for the mess. My “ASCII art” looked like something on my end, I promise!
AzISeeIt replied:
February 19th, 2013 at 6:54 am
Take a screen cap of it and post it somewhere. I wanna see.
Gallop Ghost replied:
February 19th, 2013 at 9:33 am
I put it in Graphical In Your Face. Prepare to be blown away.
Geez, this is turning into Ghost’s own personal wall of shame.
That Red Grange helmet is starting to look like what they put on the slow kids so they don’t hurt themselves. Lol :)
Gallop Ghost replied:
February 19th, 2013 at 9:02 pm
In my defense, I’m pretty stupid. And that’s not funny, I have to wear that helmet to protect me from bumping into common objects.
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